78 [NOT Overused!] Christmas Instagram Captions + Templates

How to make your holiday Instagram posts disappear:

1. Choose image.
2. Insert overused caption (I’m looking at you, “sleigh all day” and “tis the season”).
3. Hit publish.

Poof! Your followers won’t even know you posted.

The Instagram algorithm favors posts that get engagement, and the key to engagement is not just an awesome visual, but also an authentic and interesting caption. So if you want to make your posts shine, read on to find over 78 funny, inspiring, and interesting Instagram captions for:

But first, let’s start out with some tips and tricks to come up with captions that stick.

Here are some general ideas for coming up with Instagram captions to spruce up your December social media campaigns.

• Use a lyric or quote, or put your own twist on it.
  Who cares if you’ve been bad or good when you have this precious face? [Photographer post]
• Do an online search for funny and creative holiday greeting cards.
  Whoever said “all is calm” has never been to our [house, office, gym, studio, etc]  around the holidays…

• Try alliteration, with a twist
  Chestnuts. Chimneys. Chocolate. Cheer. Chair pose. [Chihuahuas, CHEATERS!, etc. depending on the photo].
• Try rhyming
  You better not pout, but it’s okay to cry…when you run out of your [your product] supply.
• Ask questions
  Would you rather have your Spotify stuck on Dreidel, Drediel, Dredel, or Jingle Bells?
• Put a holiday twist on something un-holiday
  Straight. Outta. The North Pole.
  If at first you don’t succeed…turn to the pros! [picture of your bakery’s Christmas cakes].
• Search holiday hashtags and see what Instagram suggests. Or look at top posts for a particular hashtag and use it as your inspo!
  like start typing #funnyholiday… or “#inspiringhanukkah” 
• Get personal
  While this is a very happy holiday season for me, it hasn’t always been that way. To those of you struggling this season, know that there are better years to come!
• Share a memory
  When I was a kid I used to [something funny]. What about you?
• Give practical tips or helpful advice
  Keep Sparky safe this year! Chocolate, macademia nuts, and salty snack foods can be harmful to your pooch.
• Share a stat or fact
  Did you know there are 16 ways to spell Hanukkah?

Christmas Instagram captions

Sometimes, all you need for original holiday copywriting is a little prompt or the ol’ fill in the blank.

• This holiday season, let us treasure what is truly important in all our lives, the reason for the season: [monkey bread/something funny]
• Christmas comes but once a year, but when it comes we [get into gear/tremble with fear/persevere].
• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is [an Instagram giveaway! / something funny/inspiring happening in your photo]
• We wish you a Merry Christmas and [lots of good beer! / a merrier
• [Describe scene]….yup, that’s about right.
• Oh the weather outside is frightful, but [these/my/our ___] are so delightful
• Oh the weather outside is frightful, but you know what’s really scary?
• And since we’ve no place to go [describe what’s happening in the photo/give recommendations]
• All I want for Christmas is you(r amazing cookie recipe)
• Christmas list when you were a kid: a piggy bank! a sleeping bag! a trampoline!
  Christmas list now: a mortgage loan. a good mattress. a nap maybe?
• “[Insert something relatable],” said no one ever.
• Silent night? More like [describe the opposite going on in your picture].
• My ideal 12 days of Christmas: [off you go].

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Your Instagram marketing strategy just got a whole lot more fun now, didn’t it?

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Funny Christmas Instagram captions

Now I’ll admit, some of this may be slightly used. They’re on the fence but they’re good enough to keep using in your fun and festive holiday marketing.

• Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases closest.
• Apparently, being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.
• That warm feeling isn’t the Christmas spirit. I think you left the oven on.
• It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas…
• You had me at hoho.
• I’ve decided to give everyone my opinion instead of presents this year.
• Ho ho ho? Oh no no no.
• Christmas has me feeling extra Santamental.
• December 25th: the only day I become a morning person.
• Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I’m a gift.
• “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.” – Bob Phillips
• I wonder what would happen if I only jingled half of the way?
• The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

Inspirational Christmas Instagram captions

When in doubt, use a famous quote, a book or movie quote, or a lyric!

• “Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard, or too sad when you’ve got a Christmas tree in the living room.” – Nora Roberts
• “Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most.” Ruth Carter Stapleton
• “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” – The Polar Express
• “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.” – Dr. Seuss
• “Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away.” Norman Wesley Brooks
• Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.” – Dr. Suess

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Hanukkah Instagram captions

Increase your Instagram engagement with these funny, warm, and inspirational Hanukkah captions and ideas.

• May your Hanukkah become brighter, lovelier, and happier each time you light your menorah.
• Nes gadol haya sham (A great miracle happened there).
• Keep your light shining bright year-round.
• Eight nights, eight lights—an eternity of happiness.
• “Look at how a single candle can both defy and define the darkness.” –Anne Frank
• “There are two ways of spreading light: To be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”—Edith Wharton
• “A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.”—James Keller
• This Hanukkah, I wish for the light of faith, the warmth of home, and the love of family.
• “Warmth of joy, the glow of prosperity, the sparkle of happiness”
• Eight nights, eight lights—way too many [word rhyming with lights].
• Dizzy as a dreidel over here.
• I can‘t speak for your Hanukkah, but mine is LIT!
• My secret to a happy, stress-free Christmas? I’m Jewish!
• It would be a Hanukkah miracle if we could all come to a consensus on how to spell “Hanukkah.”
• Let it glow.
• Deck the halls with matzo balls.
• Light, laughter, and lots of latkes.
• “A little bit of light dispels a lot of darkness.” -Rabbi Schneur Zalman of Liadi

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